My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
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