He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
soo... how was my night?
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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