So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I'm bleeding and have questions
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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