Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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