My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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