Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
im having a threesome with these popsicles
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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