its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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