so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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