Got a toothbrush?
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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