Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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