Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Randomize
