Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I see more hoeing in ur future
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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