weddingsv make me drug and hornr
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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