I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
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