Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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