So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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