yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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