Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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