In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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