YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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