Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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