why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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