Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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