Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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