thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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