i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
did you just send me my own nude
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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