She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
