She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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