Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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