I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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