Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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