What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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