pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
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