I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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