I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Is this like a preordered booty call?
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
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