he wants to bone in the snuggie
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Randomize
