He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
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