I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
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