Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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