these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I have so many feelings about this burrito
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