Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Are my feet made of real feet?
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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