Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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