I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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