somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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