i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
