I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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