god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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