Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
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