Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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