i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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