I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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