Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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