And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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