she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement 😭😂
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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