so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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