We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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