smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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