You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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