fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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