I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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