Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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