Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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